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Virtual Occupation

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Project Freeman - Virtual Occupation - Morgan/Freeman

A 'Morgan/Freeman' track

Idea by Morgan Roscouet

Music & Lyrics by Litmus A Freeman & Morgan Roscouet

  

   

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© Morgan Roscouet / Project Freeman Music: 6 ELEVEN-Aquarius♒ 13522 & 13523 UCC

(25th January 2022 & 2023 Gregorian)

   

My old home town has been locked down like a military operation

So I’m stuck at home shopping on my phone in a virtual occupation

Everything’s closed but the Amazon flows and feeds the concrete jungle

All the shops in a cardboard box from a warehouse on me dongle

  

They took my money, but the parcel never came

Feel depressed, been Ali Express-ed, their stuff all looks the same

They want me to stop, to walk to the shop, that’s down the end of my road

They want me to hop, straight to the top of the queue-aargh code

  

Feel the temptation

Of your virtual occupation

Feel the temptation

Of the virtual occupation

  

So now I’m feeling down, in a foreign town, with nothing much to see

Need a room, but I spoke too soon, there ain’t none left near me

Want a bedroom scene, but got no data stream, so no ‘Air BnB’ for me

All signed up to the online stuff, the booking dot e-con-omy!

  

Fast Wi-Fi is a sexy high

Swiping through the app, stuck in the root chakra trap

Send a note, clutch your throat, Cafe emancipation

Straight to bed another baby fed in the ‘Tinder Egg’ generation

  

Feel the temptation

Of your virtual occupation

Feel the temptation

Of the virtual occupation

  

The Uber-Eats are riding the streets

Placating desires, puttin’ out munchie fires

So I get myself an Uber, at a ‘suber-duber’ price

And a man on a scooter to deliver my Chinese rice

  

But I’m fed up with this, they’re takin’ the piss

They're parasites in the stream

I got a twitch, they’re makin’ me itch

Broken my simple life dream

  

Now I’m sure gonna open my door and

Run down the street to see

If I can pop into the corner shop

And buy direct from my mate Ali!

  

    

The Story of 'Virtual Occupation'

amazon, uber parasites

  

Morgan Roscouet had the idea for this song and started off with the "everything's closed but the Amazon flows and feeds the concrete jungle" part. We knocked that idea around and jotted some phrases down in my song writing journal. Amazingly, we picked it up to finish it off exactly a year to the day later!

Now we just need a demo of us playing it together!

  

  

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